Då var julen över

Detta är grymt

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by.
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, its really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes.
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Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase.

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk.

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband.

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Motörhead kommer att bli det skitigaste rockbandet någonsin. Om vi blir granne med dig kommer din gräsmatta att dö.
Lemmy Kilmister

"Jag kan inte spela gitarr och sjunga samtidigt. Min hjärna klarar inte det. Det är tillräckligt svårt för mig att bara hålla tonen när jag sjunger."

Frank Zappa